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1) Long-Term Commitment
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A famous Friedrich Nietzsche quote goes, '...And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.' The simple truth of the matter is, listeners, that the abyss is returning your stare because it thinks you're being insufferably rude. Regardless of what the abyss is or is not wearing, you have been looking into it for an overly long time now, and you are making the abyss uncomfortable."
Carlos gives Cecil a thorough examination.
2) A love song for schrödinger
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With his own two eyes Carlos has observed a house that empirically doesn’t exist. He’s never seen a quantum particle, but his computer models and lab readouts reassure him of their presence. Cecil – lovely and wonderful and strange Cecil – is comforting and solid in every way…except in Carlos’ peripheral vision, when his edges waver as though the lack of direct observation has left him unsure of what shape he should be.
It means absolutely nothing, to see a thing in Night Vale.
3) Практическое применение парадокса кота с маслом
Карлос считает, что нашёл решение проблемы с летающими котятами. Но к их милоте он не был готов.
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A Practical Application of the Buttered Cat Paradox
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Carlos thinks he's found a way to solve the problem of the floating kittens. He just wasn't prepared for how cute they'd be.
4) Примирение науки и религии (иначе говоря - полный провал)
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Карлос не знает что Сесил такое, но, может быть, это и не важно.
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The reconciliation of science and religion (or lack thereof).
Carlos doesn't know what Cecil is, but maybe it doesn't matter. Also, Cecil's show gets a Special Guest!
5) Child of the Cosmos ссылка на серию
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Carlos decides to investigate Cecil's family, and why they aren't in Night Vale.
6) Исчезающие чернила
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Карлос обнаруживает, что в Найт-Вейле татуировки более общительны, чем он привык.
7) Вредные привычки
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У Карлоса есть привычка "грызть" письменные принадлежности, когда он увлекается работой. Сесил считает, что это довольно мило.
Пока он случайно по ошибке не хватает одно из щупалец Сесила, а Сесил не знает, что и думать.
8) It Came Upon a Voidless Clear
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Carlos takes Cecil home to meet his family for Christmas. A tale of overcoming bias, fear, and closed-mindedness, love in all forms, bright green parkas, snowball fights, and gingerbread exploding. Nothing out of the ordinary for Christmastime, right?