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22) Любовь и другие виды спорта
Words: 4.727
Оказалось, Харт стоит совсем близко и смотрит ему в глаза. Ядовито-зеленый цвет подсветки навевал мысли о призраках. У Гэри по спине побежали мурашки.
- Пять минут. А потом начинаем. До скорой встречи, Эггси, - тихо и многообещающе сказал Харт, отстранился, нажал кнопку на дужке очков. И пропал.
23) A Not So Lazy Evening
Words: 3.199
It had been a long day.
24) The stories we tell
Words: 67.390
Harry Hart is a paraplegic. Eggsy Unwin is the new guy hired to help him out. Despite their initial dislike, Eggsy finds he is intrigued by this slightly mysterious older gentleman. He is especially curious to find out what happened that put him in the wheelchair.
Harry starts telling him stories about how it happened, promising that eventually, one of the stories will be the truth. Eggsy can't wait to find out. He never would have expected the bond that starts to form between the stories, the laughter, and the tears.
25) Strength To Fly
Words: 29.820
When Eggsy's best friend, Roxy, goes away for a business trip and asks him to walk her dog every day, she mentioned that her uncle was house sitting for her. Eggsy never expected his best mate's uncle to change his life so quickly.
26) No Charm Equal
Words: 29.090
To say that Harry was too surprised to react at first would have been a grave understatement. He wasn’t literally invisible, because he did sometimes need to interact with mortals to do his job, he was just unnoticeable. People- the particular charge he had been assigned to most of all- were meant to see him and yet never actually process his presence. Unless he showed up in their houses- which a gentleman would never do, of course- they would ignore him and just get on with their lives. And yet here Eggsy was, closer than anyone had been to Harry since- well, since he was mortal, and that was long enough ago that Harry could hardly remember it- snarling, “Why are you following me?”
27) Out of the Cold
Words: 2.744
“I know you don’t want to start talking like this,” Harry said. “But we have to think practically. I’m slowing you down.” The snow was thick and Eggsy would have been having trouble walking through it even without Harry draped over his shoulders. And at his age- and Harry so hated thoughts that began with ‘at his age’, but again practicality had to win out- Harry just couldn’t handle the cold or the exertion as well as he once did, and that was without the twisted ankle and cracked ribs.
A mission gone wrong.
28) The Courtship of Harry Hart
Words: 8.608
“If I liked somebody back in the day,” Eggsy explained, “I’d know exactly what to do about it. But everything’s different here and I… well, I gotta make sure H- well, the person that I like- knows how serious I am about this. Everything’s gotta be perfect, you know?”
Roxy blinked at him. “Eggsy,” she said slowly. “Is this about Harry?”
Eggsy felt himself flushing. He knew he had to be prepared for this reaction from people. He knew what he was like and what Harry was like and that everyone was going to think it was some kind of joke, Eggsy actually thinking he had a shot with Harry. And it wasn’t like Eggsy didn’t also know that there was a good chance of Harry turning him down flat- but he was hoping that if he did everything right Harry would at least let him try.
Eggsy decides to woo Harry- which turns out to be more complicated than it seems.
29) Today and Every Day
Words: 5.139
All of the proposal ideas that Eggsy had had since his conversation with Roxy- ranging from just asking over dinner in a quiet booth at Harry’s favorite restaurant to sky writing- all seemed like either too little or too much, sometimes both at the same time.
Eggsy is planning to ask Harry to marry him. The question is- how?
30) Жизнь на лету
Words: 10.118
"Золотые мини-шорты фаната группы «АBBA». Грёбаный стыд. Если бы ребята Дина ко всему прочему ещё и узнали, кем работает Эггзи, точно убили бы, решив, что он какая-нибудь шлюха или стриптизёр. Или стриптезёр-шлюха".
АУ (Валентайн и Газель оказались хорошими ребятами и открыли свой ночной клуб, Ланселота не располовинило, а жизнь Гэри «Эггзи» Анвина сложилась совсем иначе); вольное обращение с матчастью (особенно с тонкостями получения прав опеки в Великобритании и азами male pole dance).
31) Карета подана, мистер Харт!
Размер: Миди
В этой Вселенной нет Валентайна, а Ли не попал в Кингсман, но все же погиб на службе. Все прочие герои продолжили жить, как в каноне, Эггси все так же промышлял угонами и мелкими преступлениями, вот только судьбоносной встречи у участка так и не случилось. Зато ловкого и перспективного парнишку-угонщика заметили люди, ответственные за подбор обслуживающего персонала Кингсман.
32) Такие моменты
Размер: Миди
Эггзи был новой книгой, которая стояла на полке в отделе, в который Гарри никогда не заходил.
Ученик, сын друга, мальчик, годящийся в сыновья самому Гарри.
«Наша последняя надежда», - обронил Мерлин, и убить Мерлина за это было определенно мало.
Впрочем, малым Гарри всегда умел довольствоваться.
33) Блефовать с пустыми руками
Words: 2.636
Первый раз, когда Гарри грозится прикончить отчима Эггси, - это блеф. Второй раз - уже обещание.
34) The Spy who Loved Me (Or so they say)
Words: 54.188
In the wake of V-day the world’s economy hangs in a delicate balance, liable to crumble without warning. One man has the knowledge and the power necessary to send it tumbling down, so that only he remains on top.
The Kingsman have been tasked with stopping him before he can carry out his plan. In order to do so, Harry and Eggsy must act as lovers at an elite couple’s getaway to earn this man’s trust. Will they be able to carry out their mission as planned? Or will old wounds and buried emotions cause a havoc greater than anything they could have expected?
35) How to Steal a Million (and a man's heart)
Words: 21.801
Eggsy’s adoptive father, James Lance, is a highly-skilled art forger who poses as an art collector. When he loans his greatest work, Cellini’s Venus, to the most prestigious art gallery in the world, he risks being exposed when the gallery has to test the statue for authenticity. To save his father, Eggsy enlists the help of a supposed burglar- Harry Hart. Harry agrees to help, but he’s not what he seems.