1) Gardening
Words:19.721
Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.
Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.
OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.
Часть вторая:
A Growing Family
Words: 4,802
Часть третья:
The Bad Season WIP

2) Burned To A Cinder WIP
A Cinderella-esque AU. Bilbo, a lonely hobbit of the Shire in the valley outside Erebor, gets a job as a cook in the dwarf kingdom to pass the time and keep himself occupied after his mother’s death. One day he meets a regal dwarf, who he thinks is a thief and trespasser, and throws an apple at his head, never knowing he’s just assaulted the dwarven Prince. Thus begins the antagonistic and somewhat odd courtship of a hobbit and the next King of Erebor.

3) Recovery, Redemption and Romance
When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities.
Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit who might be trying to court one another without the other knowing - while their companions are either helpful or confusingly gleeful.

4) The Road Delivered Us Home
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In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End.
He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.

5) An Expected Journey
Words: 294.964
Bilbo Baggins has lived the last eighty one years of his life thinking about all of the things he could have done to make things better. Even as he dies he is sent back in time by a mysterious power to do what he can to rewrite history and prevent the end of the line of Durin.
But change is a dangerous thing and not everything can be done again, as Bilbo is about to find out.

6) (Не такой уж) Прекрасный принц
Проблема, как позже, не скрывая раздражения в голосе, объяснил Бильбо Гэндальфу, заключалась не столько в том, что визит стал неожиданностью, сколько в том, что он оказался поздним. Это — и беспощадная судьба — привели к тому, что когда Бильбо, находившегося в почтенном сорокалетнем возрасте, представили настоящему живому королю, он был одет в полосатую пижаму и пушистые домашние тапки.
Оригинал:
(Not Quite) Prince Charming
Words:68.501
The problem, Bilbo would later tell Gandalf in aggrieved irritation, was not so much the unannounced visitors, oh no, but the fact that due to the lateness of the hour and sheer merciless fate, it came to be that at the respectable age of forty, Bilbo was being introduced to a real, live king while wearing striped pyjamas and fluffy slippers.

7) Совсем другая история
Words:16643
И согласно этой… бумаге, мое предназначение — копать огород, чинить забор и домашнюю утварь, вставлять стекла, окучивать и пропалывать гряды, стирать белье, а также исполнять другие виды работ, которые вы, как хозяин, потребуете исполнить?

8) a crown of rust and leaves
Words: 12.544
Thranduil did not seem the type to try to keep friends. Yet Bard could scarcely go a day without being summoned to the Elvenking's tent, to finalize every trade and tax agreement between their two realms for the next five hundred years.

9) Hide Me!
Words: 1.115
A late night visit leads to way more than Bard or even Thranduil expects.

10) Finding Color
Words: 1.978
Bard and Tilda find a lost elfling at the mall. Friendships are forged, connections revealed and Legolas' missing Ada found.

11) you're strange and beautiful and all i know is that i loved you once upon a time
Words: 1.732
Prompt from piyo-13 on tumblr: "prompt: modern au, bard is your typical single father, but thranduil is actually still an elf. a while after meeting, bard begins to notice that his new neighbor (?) appears to be more than he seems... or something ^^;;"

12) When Life Hands You a Gelmondirink
Words: 6.418
Shortly after killing Smaug, King Bard discovers he has developed a little problem. Featuring mysterious disappearances, poor coping mechanisms, and unsolicited gifts of Dwarven sex toys.

13) A Few Choice Words
Words: 2.889
While in the Woodland Realm on business, Bard meets a nameless elf and strikes up a conversation about King Thranduil that he will soon come to regret.

14) Не возвращайся
Размер: Миди
Трандуил щедро делился жизненной силой с человеком, стоящим одной ногой в могиле, и пытался понять, когда из приятного развлечения и очередной забавы тот превратился для него в нечто несоизмеримо большее...

15) Правила дипломатии
Words: 50.376
Титул «Лесной царь» — не просто титул, а нечто более глобальное, древнее как сама природа, с эльфийством не связанная. Носить его может кто угодно: хоть эльф, хоть хоббит, хоть медведь. Особенности, обязанности, как достается, какова цена за титул.